Snooki, Snooki, Snooki.
It’s so much easier to say than Nicole Polizzi, Nicole Polizzi, Nicole Polizzi.
Anyguido, the pint-sized Jersey Shore star left the Miami shoreline to invade my slumber and host a party in South Africa.
The festivities were to occur during a lunar eclipse, but she thought that the sun would be out at night. Nonetheless, this upset her greatly. But it was the bumper stickers on the billboard announcing her celebration that upset her more:
On some of the billboards, the bumper stickers were placed right on the bathtub picture.
She ended up getting real drunk and arrested in the morning. It kinda looked like this: