This seemed to come out nowhere, as opposed to the alcohol that kept being provided by the prompt wait staff.

We had finished a soccer game.  We were playing music trivia.  And this old Walt Disney cartoon popped in my head.  My friends remembered it, and we laughed about how it could never get made these days… not in the slightest.  (Well, maybe in the slightest.)

Watch and revel at a child’s cartoon from 1949:

What I think surprises me the most is what a dick Donald Duck used to be.

Was he always that way?  Yes. Yes. And oh god no, yes.

That’s probably why he was my favorite Disney character…