Truer words never spoken... on a t-shirt.

As per uzhe (I don’t know how to shorten usual phonetically), I have a few things to attend to in this Drunken Recollection.

ITEM #1

• The above shirt idea. Looks good, doesn’t it?

ITEM #2

• “Does chewing Styrofoam cause kidney stones?” There are no Yahoo! Answers in regard to this, but I finally have this question answered:

ITEM #3

• We should have an American Pie film series viewing party! Can you name all seven movies?