Some alternates:

• Ebony Coast
• Black Plague
• Top That!
• How Crude!

SIDENOTE WORTH LESS THAN 1002 WORDS: Apparently I didn’t have the foresight to double check if anybody else had made this image yet, so I’ve spent a good portion of time (compared to what usually makes it onto this site) to make this.

For what it’s worth (about 1002 words), I think mine looks better.