I mean, how could I nazi it?

It wasn’t on the display with all the games in the regular section, it was in the main aisleway, right there on the first rack… or was it second… no, third reich.

The game was on clearance for $14.99, and I didn’t even have to axis why.  Just look at it!

I was supposed to go get some things I need, like the 3-TP’s (toilet paper, tooth paste, Tarts Pop), rather than things I want.  That’s why you should never gestapo at an electronics store while running an aryan.  (I’m done.)