FYI… I added a new page at the top – The Theory Sheet!
4) The Urination Observation. If there is any difference between the sexes “skill sets,” I bet it all boils down to boys having to aim when they pee. This point might be argued by women that deal with any man on a regular basis, and their guy’s toilet habits. Just because a man might not always make it directly into the porcelain basin, it does not mean they cannot piss their name in the snow. Women, as far as I know, lack this ability (maybe in Sanskrit they can). Because of boys needing/wanting/having to develop spacial relations the minute they lose the diaper, if there is a difference in men’s ability to drive, build, play video games, blah… it’s due to the development of wang stream control.
Samantha in Sanskrit... it's possible to pee this, right?
Hmm… today doesn’t feel too much different than yesterday… or two days ago.
I guess there is a slightly better taste in my mouth, like I used Plax before brushing, but have yet to put paste to gums. Barack Obama is now acting President, and I thought his speech was well-played. All the hope swung around like a fly-swatter at a barbeque during his acceptence speech was downplayed into a reality-based, looking forward, we-have-to-work-together memorandum that I hope didn’t fall on any deaf ears.
We live in a country where very few think about anyone but themselves, and sometimes even those that do think of others, from time to time, need to be reminded to do so. Everyone’s too busy trying to keep up with the Joneses, when they haven’t even walked next door to introduce themselves (metaphorically speaking).
Anyhighhorse, on with the alleged comedy…
Was anyone else worried that this guy had a bomb strapped under his chair, and that he would scream, “I’m going to hell, and I’m taking all of you with me!” followed by the Howard Dean yelp?
"FDR was a wuss," he might be thinking.
I also began to wonder if you stared at the crowd that formed, might you see underwater images, like in those 3D pics that were popular years ago?
Stare... keep staring...
...and voila (kinda)!