In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, allow me to reiterate. One of my friends from soccer has about nine posts on Urban Dictionary; I wanted as many or more. It turns out I’m burned out from trying. I will give him credit though – he said he tried many as well, but it wasn’t until he got into the 12-year-old pervert boy mindset that he hit his stride.
So my latest (and last) attempt is this:
Here ‘s hoping (for no real good particular reason). As for the other five of my compiled entries (including the above mentioned “ketchup phase“), click here. Maybe by the time you do, condomeant will be on that list.
(SIDENOTE: My favorite entry is kidstipated BTW, but it took three tries to get it on. The one I gave up on was mustard phase. I was only trying to get that on for the above joke, so I shoehorned it in. See it’s definition below…)
1) After eating a lot of unhealthy food – let’s say chili cheese hot dogs – there’s a sense of urgency to reach the bathroom that grows exponentially until you reach the porcelain throne
2) The phase when you “must turd” ASAP
DUDE 1: We gotta get out of this ballpark stat! My rectum is launching into full mustard phase, and these restrooms are packed!
DUDE 2: Just use a trash bin.