I really wish I could take credit for this idea, but again it was brought up while drinking after soccer.
So the old way of rating a woman (or a dude)’s hotness was on a scale of 1 to 10… 1 being not-so, and 10 being ichiwawa.
But since we live in the digital age, there should be a new standard for the scale.
Hence:
THE HOTNESS SCALE FOR THE DIGITAL AGE
1 = YES
0 = NO
You’ll interface or won’t. DOS that make sense?.