The infamous they say there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Which is gross. The infamous they should really say:
There’s more than one way to fight a zombie.
While drinking, many options were discussed. It was basically like that scene in Pulp Fiction when Bruce Willis decides what tool of destruction to unleash on Zed. From bat to chainsaw to sword to Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man, we ran the gamut.
But then I realized I would want to use the same devices on zombies that I would on idiots in this country:
Also, it should be mentioned that this same night, I met a “local ballerina” that looked just like this: