'Nuff Said
(SIDENOTE: Do not be fooled. This is not doctored. This is not taken from off the web. I took this photograph myself, and did some investigating. Choka U. Johnson is in fact real, and really did run for State Representative in the 9th District of Michigan. I don’t think he won, but I have heard he tends to finish last… courtesy of lots and lots of practice, of course.)
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Stoppa That You’ll Go Blind
That’s his cousin’s name!