With a post title like that, you might start to wonder why my lead picture is Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. Allow me to explain…
Last night, I had a dream about a movie starring these two entitled The Organization of L. What the title referred to, I can only assume, is some subconscious reference to The L Word, due to the story of the “movie.”
SIDENOTE: I was contemplating not posting this as not to give anyone any ideas, but then I realized, “Hey, I don’t have anything else to post today. Plus, I just thought of a funny way to end it.”
The “story” was this: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn lived in neighboring brownstones in some major city. Goldie was a progressive-thinking mother. For example, she let her son – nay, encouraged him – to play with Barbie dolls as well as well as his G.I. Joe’s. Her college age daughter was a philosopher and a dreamer… and she has been dating Kurt’s college age daughter through most of the past school year.
Kurt, on the other hand (yet in a similar way), raised his daughter as major league sports enthusiast and a tomboy, having no other children since his wife passed away. They’re best friends, and he doesn’t want any boy to ever take her away.
Flash forward to summer break. Both daughters are back home for the summer, and one night, while Goldie’s daughter stays the night at Kurt’s house, Kurt’s daughter proposes.
Goldie’s delighted; Kurt’s confused. Hilarity, sentimentality, and maturity ensue!
I mean, it’s not like the subject of gay marriage is timely or anything? (Miss California’s scandalous topless pic here.)
And it’s not like anyone’s interested in the heartaches and heart warmings between two college-age lesbians, right?
INGREDIENTS: Two glasses of organic milk, which after drinking, made me feel oddly drunk.