Considering my friend boss, Paul, is out of town, and he yelled at me for not posting another one of his lists before he left for vacation, I figured I’m not going to do much work this week. In fact, I’ve considered paying somebody mere dollars to do a big job just so I can sit at home and do, well, pretty much the same thing I plan to do at the office.
Considering the result of such actions might lead to me getting the boot, I really appreciate this video’s suggestions for helping me to find a new job:
Come to think of it, my love life of late has loved being late! Ha! Wait, that sounds like I got someone pregnant.
Anywhereintheworldiscarmensandiego, here’s another instructional video. This one is supposed to help me with the ladies:
If all else fails, I could learn how to play the slots from this guy:
(Thanks to Everything is Terrible my life is back on track!)