Just in time for Christmas Eve, I’ve assembled a list of containing A Handful Of items I may actually want, even though I told all my loved ones not to buy me anything because I didn’t buy them anything. Will they listen this year? Hopefully. But they haven’t yet, and I feel like a real dick when they do. Unless that’s what they wanted. Then they did get a gift from me after all!
So you can keep warm while looking cool.
I missed it when this Marc Ecko product had its original run, but aren’t we living in the age of the TripleDoubleU?! Anything’s possible! But probably not
buy by tomorrow…
This game looks just like you’re playing the TV show. Do you know how many times I’ve wished Friends would have done that? Oh, and I should mention this – I would like the 360 pre-order version so I can get Mysterion. So what if this doesn’t come out until next year. I can wait.
I will not name him Tony.
I was just telling my brother the other day that I have three loves in this world:
- Taco Bell
The other two are kind of off-point, but this little robot would be a nice beginning for my impending robot-infested dominion.
Final words before my inevitable incarceration: “See you all later… you know, because I was secretly video taping you.”
My sister actually brought these to my attention, and they haven’t left my consciousness since. I brought up the possibility of getting these to a few friends, and one deftly responded: “Creepersville.” My initial interest was genuine – wear this to bars to capture conversation flows or to a soccer game to get a first-person perspective of my awfulness. But it’s there – right on the fringe of Creepersville no matter my intent. The only other inevitable problem is that I have enough difficulty living in the moment as it is. With these, I’ll be living in perpetual time-delay.
Mostly everyone nowadays knows Clarence Carter for his song, Strokin’. If the blind blues singer is known for anything else, it should be at least for the hook from his song, Backdoor Santa. Run-DMC “borrowed” the back beat for their better-known Christmas in Hollis, but here’s the original:
Awesome, right? It’s definitely sexual in nature, but
t am I wrong to think it could be about a little something extra under the tree? I known the TripleDoubleU has been around for quite some time and my purest thoughts are no different from yellow snow, but t I don’t think I’m reading too much into these lyrics:
I make my run
At the break of day
“The break of day” is also known as “the crack of dawn.”
I ain’t like
Old Saint Nick
He don’t come
But once a year
That part is obviously sexual, and the concept was stolen by Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond. Here’s where it gets really interesting…
I kept that door open
In case anyone
Smelled a mouse
It’s not like there aren’t enough other reasons to live in Japan, but because things like Japanese Bug Fights exist, it continues to give me hope about one day opening an exotic animal battle center of my own!
Vodpod videos no longer available.
Courtney Ford. Kate Beahan.
If neither of those names are familiar, here are the faces to go with them:
Courtney is probably best known for her role in season four of Dexter (and not for her marriage to Superman), but she first came to my attention in an episode of How I Met Your Mother (“The Naked Man“). She played an awful person on HIMYM, but she did this on Dexter. She will forever be in my heart, and needs more opportunities to do what she did on Dexter.
Kate has not fared as well in America as she has in her homeland (she’s Australian… I love Australian accents). Her biggest role here was in The Wicker Man, and this is a sample of the material she had to work with:
Come on Hollywood! Give her another shot! At least one better than Nick Cage in a bear suit punching a woman!
fuzzy that this one is a no-brainer. It’s available from ThinkGeek and…
"Tauntauns roasting on an open fire..."
Awww… gawdammit! It’s the stupid Wampa Rug that’s for sale…
How fucking cool is this:
I don’t know how well it works, but I want it. And it’s free. And it’s available now.
But you might be wondering this:
Why don’t you just download it now for free and test it out?
Well that’s because I can’t, you idiot, otherwise I would. I still have an iPhone 3G, and I need at least a 3GS. So I need to upgrade my phone to 4 in order to try it out before my trip to Prague.
So I guess what I’m really saying is:
All I Want For Christmas Is… An iPhone 4!
I bet you’re wondering… what is a Yellow-Naped Amazon? Unless you’re an ornithologist, of course.
Essentially, it’s a mimicking parrot that can, well, here’s an example of how skilled they can be:
Imagine the things I could teach one! Really, go ahead and imagine! ‘Cuz I don’t feel like it!