I forgot all about this song until my good ol’ Sirius XM planted another earworm in my head.
It’s a song by Double about a woman that’s lost her love, and she still awaits his return. What did she call him, or at least think of him as? Wait for it… The Captain of Her Heart.
Only in the 80’s would a woman (even in a song written by two guys) consider her man the captain of anything. Boats were weirdly popular, as were songs about sailing. It was kind of a yuppie thing that even extended into fashion.
If this song was made in any other decade, I wonder what the hook would have been?
- MOVING BACKWARD:
In the 70’s, it would have been The Yang of Her Yin.
In the 60’s, it would have been The Bread Winner of Her Children.
In the 50’s, it would have been Together Forever For Better or Worse.
- MOVING FORWARD:
In the 90’s, it would have been The Cock that Dicked Her Over.
In the Aughties, it would have been Rock That Booty on a Boat, featuring T-Pain.
In the 10’s, it would be The Captain of Her C—.