Hibbidy-Wah?! Handball Is A Thing?
Apparently, the facility at which I play indoor soccer is going to start offering handball. Also apparently, I’m joining a handball team.
What is handball, you ask?
It’s like whirlyball without bumper cars and jai alai scoops.
No, it’s more like lacrosse without sticks (whatever they’re called) and helmets.
No, it’s definitely basketball without any rules and you shoot at a tall hockey net instead of a basket. Yeah, that’s exactly it.