Boobs are a national treasure (the fleshy globules, not the idiots), and they should be treated and protected and respected (?) as so.  That’s why today’s Awesome Battle is a collection of products aimed at cleaving away negative aspects of having cleavage, I guess, if there is such a thing.  Perhaps it should be an Awful Battle based upon the products being showcased, but what was I saying again…?

• Cami Secret

• Tiddy Bear

• Kush Support

• Take it on home, JaboOody Dubs!