Much ballyhoo has been made of late in regard to a sex toy aimed at horny dogs. (How highbrow does that sentence sound? Dog whistle high?)
Anyhound, this is the latest offering in a joke of a world that never gets old:
By far, it is not the first, or the worst. And that’s when I smell an Awful Battle in the air. (Maybe I shouldn’t have said smell…)
AWFUL BATTLE… GO!