To begin, I know this sounds bad… a Drunken Recollection about a license plate. But for the record – it wasn’t me driving! For the record, it was me drinking, though.
Anydouche, there was a car like this with this license plate:
It's better than IGODWN2... (click this image for that story)
Is it Mrs. Mack or Mr. Smack?! Those are two very different messages you’re sending, driver!
One is a guy I wouldn’t want to cross, and neither is the other!
What they should have had is a license plate like this:
What were the chances I had my Yoda mask with me when I saw the license plate? Apparently, really good. And for the record, I was not drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could remember every dream I had, because the ones that I do… whew boy! Where do they come from?
Last night was no exception.
If there was going to be a visual mash-up of ideas, it’d be best represented by this:
Something something America! AKA Freudians have fun!
Using the above graphic you should be able to ascertain the elements involved… so here’s the gist of the dream.
There was a grouping of triplets (is that how you’d refer to them?), and they were preparing to set a new Guinness World Record. Grant it, the triplets in the dream were burnout dudes, but I figured why not put the Dahm sisters up because of their, um, patriotism.
The new record they were setting to create? Who could stay the longest at the bottom of an active volcano. The location they chose was Hawaii. The seat of choice was their old green sofa. The method they chose to pass the time was getting high.
The world was watching, they set the record, and became overnight celebrities. They even ended up releasing an album with Kid Rock.
I wish I could tell you how long they stayed in the volcano, or that I could regale you with an anecdote of how the brothers lit their joints on molten lava, but I remember none of that.
What I do remember was the commemorative license plate they offered in the fine state of Hawaii:
(Fairly) Artistic Representation... I'm getting better at this stuff if I do say so myself
INGREDIENTS: Four pints of $2 Guinness. And water.