I can’t wait for all this to be over. There is no reason that I should have any dreams about politics, let alone Mitt Romney.
In this dream, he was not wearing the above hat, which is a pity. But he did go into a rant about the auto industry here in Detroit.
So far, so goof.
The biggest part I remember is his big promise, and big blunder.
He promised to get James Patterson to stop writing so many books…
…so Stephen King would write more.
You see, in my brain…
He confused Michigan with Maine.
(SIDENOTE: Patterson is not from Maine… he’s from New York. But that’s close.)