That guy is singer/songwriter Matt Nathanson. You may know him from his first overplayed song, Come On Get Higher. Or you might know him for his latest-to-be-overplayed song,
Your Body is a Wonderland II Faster:
Notice anything different?
Really, dude? You’re already married. You don’t need to try that hard.
On top of that, have you really paid attention to Faster’s lyrics? This part’s a tad risqué:
You’re so delicious
You’re so soft
Sweet on the tip of my tongue
You taste like sunlight
And strawberry bubble gum
But it really creeps into lame-o territory, right John Mayer?
One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue
(Lyrics from Your Body is a Wonderland)
But Faster can’t get any worse, can it?
It’s the way you swell, slow
Pushing right out your seams
It’s the way you smile, baby
When you’ve got me on my knees
It can. And that lyric will forever make me think about his wife Bridget’s vagina. Now I just need to see what Bridget looks like…