Don’t know what to get that special lady in your life? (And I’m not talking about your mom.) Then look no further than these brilliant Awful Battle ideas!
First up – when costume jewelry is just too cheap and gaudy, then it’s time to upgrade to Charmed Memories from Kay Jewelers:
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If bejeweled scrap metal doesn’t quite carry the weight you’d hope (and they do look heavy), howzabout you help her hide the weight with Kymaro Body Shapers:
(SIDENOTE: Don’t you think this simulation is pushing it?)
And for the record, what does Tri-Phoria have to do with euphoria? It’s not Deux-Phoria or Two-Phoria…
If I was in charge, I would have figured out a way to make it a quadruple vibrator (as opposed to a triple vibrator, however that works), and called it the – wait for it…