Coinkydink Or Coinkydonk? Gavin Rossdale And Ding Dongs

Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush and Interstate, as well as Keanu Reeves’ co-star in Constantine, recently admitted he once upon a time had sexual relations with a man.  It’s not a big deal in and of itself, especially since it’s been rumored about for years, but what is a big deal is that only now is he coming forth.  That was probably a bad choice of words…

Anyhollabackgirl, the man he once used glycerine didn’t want to comedown found everything Zen with was 80’s British cross-dressing rocker, Marilyn.  Nowadays, he’s currently married to pop-punk-queen Gwen Stefani.

Here are their pictures… Notice any Coinkydinks or Coinkydonks?

 

This shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s...

 

Breasts and blonde hair and angular features and red outfits aside… where was I going with this?

 

Where was I going with this?

 

Oh yeah.  Another thing, completely unrelated…

Isn’t it weird how Hostess Ding Dongs were once called King Dons even though the character was called King Ding Dong and in some places Ding Dongs were called Big Wheels and King Ding Dong (or King Don) was called Chief Big Wheels even though all along they were still Ding Dongs?  I’m so completely lost right now…

 

"Mmmm... Ding Dongs." - Gavin Rossdale's impersonation of Homer Simpson.

 

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