Worth 1002 Words… If Futurama Was Real Edition
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The Sh– To Just Sh–ty… Greed Day, Er, Green Day
The Shit =
Dookie as I say, not as I Dookie.
The Shitty =
Don’t believe the above preview? Here’s some footage from the show:
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POP PUNK HEROES?!
When did they turn into ABBA?
As opposed to Papa Pizzeria!
When did they turn into Billy Joel?!
Well, his name "is" Billy Joe Armstrong...
When did they turn into Spider-Man?!?!
Spidey has a musical? Not U2...
Ah, who am I to judge? If someone wanted to make a Broadway musical of this blog, I’d let them. As a matter of fact, I might begin composing it during the actual Green Day. Next Tuesday. The 20th. Of April.
Happy Finds… Playing Catsup Because I Mustard
I’ve had a busy week, but keep in mind it’s all for all of you! Here are a few of my Happy Finds…
1) If I could be a pinky’s worth of whatever makes up The Most Interesting Man in the World, I would be a happier man. I’m already a happy man because I’m not this guy:
Vodpod videos no longer available.2) I once posted about a Happy Find upon discovering Garfield Minus Garfield. I also painstakingly edited Garfield into other comics before I discovered the Adobe Suite (MS Paint all the way). Now I present to you – Garfield Minus Garfield: The Movie…
Vodpod videos no longer available.The next two are self-explanatory. Well, I guess the above two were self-explanatory as well.
3) Michael Bublé Being Stalked By A Velociraptor
This one has style, and bite!
Then what are fine arts?
5) This is for all the ladies that get wet waiting for John Cusack. In the rain! They get wet in the rain!
Vodpod videos no longer available.Hibbidy-Wah?! Gives You Hell-O!
There are a couple of things that make this video extremely relevant to this site.
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A Handful Of… Cool Things I Liked As A Kid That I Still Think I Like
I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in standing by this list, but I’m afraid I share it with prepubescent dweebs. Carry on!
Borderline Magic
Remember these? You held them in your hand, and the liquid would boil up to the top. Then you would take it out of your hand and then the liquid would return to the bottom… only to be boiled by your hand again. I guess these aren’t much different from those plastic collapsible animals, but they seem cooler (maybe cooler should be italicized as well).
Borderline Impossible
I adored these.
For some reason.
Borderline Tasty
In pre-Challenger America, NASA was The Shit. Every kid in this country dreamed of becoming astrophysicists, and we swallowed the pill that this was the way spacemen (and women) enjoyed our favorite childhood treat. It didn’t take us becoming rocket scientists to realize this wasn’t worth all the work.
Borderline Boring
“These ain’t ya daddy’s Squirmles! Wait. Yes, they are…” – Abandoned Slogan
I had a few of these as a kid and I used them to torture my sisters. Not in any “frightening” way or method, either. They always wanted to play with them; I wouldn’t let them.
Borderline Dangerous
My godfather bought me my first (and only) chemistry set when I was about ten. I made a lot of powders change colors, and it was awesome! This particular set costs $250. It must be super awesome…
Coinkydink Or Coinkydonk? Bigger… And… Faster… Ah, Forget It
"Draw Your Own Conclusions" Edition
Jimmy Johnson is an NFL coach that demands hard work and speed on the field. When off the field, he promotes Extenze (I refuse to make the Z a capital letter).
Jimmy John’s is a sandwich shop that demands hard work and speed in the field. When in the stores, they promote hard work and speed in creating tasty sandwiches.
Here are the Urban Dictionary definitions of jimmy and johnson.
I believe there is a comedy bit in here somewhere, but I don’t feel like shuffling through the gutters of my twelve-year-old mind.
So here’s an excellent bit from the Onion. It will be doing the heavy lifting.
Oh wait – I’ve got it!
Top Ten Things Overheard By Jimmy Johnson At A Jimmy John’s After Taking ExtenZe (Dammit Z, You Got Me!)
10) Go long! Old habit…
9) So you’re fast?
8) Extra meat please!
7) No Slim for me!
6) I just took an ExtenZe pill!
5) No, I don’t own this place!
4) That was quick!
3) How much?
2) That much!?
1) This pill ain’t doing dick for me!
So, Duh! Pop Quiz… TV Siblings (And More) Edition
Sure... it's not soda pop... but they're not siblings, either.
For each of the following picture sets, designate whether each person is the main person’s:
- Real-life sibling (sibling)
- TV show sibling (“sibling”)
- Real-life child (offspring)
- TV show child (“offspring”)
- No relation whatsoever (nothing)
This was going to originally focus on TV siblings that look nothing alike. It still does, but in a more distilled, effervescent way…
1) Ron Howard / Opie Taylor / Richie Cunningham
a._______________________
b._______________________
c._______________________
d._______________________
2) Katey Sagal / Peg Bundy / Cate Hennessey / Gemma Morrow / Turanga Leela / Helen Norwood
a._______________________
b._______________________
c._______________________
d._______________________
e._______________________
f._______________________
g._______________________
3) Michael J. Fox / Alex P. Keaton/ Marty McFly / Mike Flaherty / Stuart Little
a._______________________
b._______________________
c._______________________
d._______________________
e._______________________
f._______________________
4) Shirley Jones / Shirley Partridge
a._______________________
b._______________________
c._______________________
d._______________________
e._______________________
5) Jason Bateman / Matthew Burton / David Hogan / Michael Bluth
a._______________________
b._______________________
c._______________________
d._______________________
e._______________________
I was going to do more, but perhaps I shall do this again. And oh yeah… answers are after the jump. Read More
Awesome Battle… Final Foursome – Final Round, Finally!
NOTE TO SELF: Do not undertake anything like this ever again. There’s a reason I don’t partake in any sports pools at work – they’re tedious. Creating and maintaining something similar is no less time-consuming.
That having been said, it’s been interesting and it’s been fun. There have been definite upsets; there have been close calls. Some rankings I got right (the Round Outs battle is between the first and second seeds); some I blew completely (or the Wild Cards lived up to their unexpected expectations). I might have had different (and more varied) outcomes in my mind, but I can’t wait to create the ultimate Final Foursome’s group shot when this is over.
Remember to vote as much as you’d like… and tell your friends!
(Click to check out Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3…)
THE HEAD HONCHO (Round 3 Results)
- Peter Venkman (#4) defeats John Lennon (#1), 8 (TOTAL VOTES: 72) – 6 (TOTAL VOTES: 56)
- Stan Marsh (#7) defeats Davy Jones (#14), 10 (TOTAL VOTES: 47) – 3 (TOTAL VOTES: 40)
Who Should Be The Head Honcho?
(The rest are after the jump) Read More
InASense, Lost… Burger King Kills, But Not Like You Think
Okay, this one I get:
"I told you already... they don't have Happy Meals here."
And this one is clever (even though the glove is on the – NERD ALERT! – wrong hand):
"Did you want fried face with that?"
This one took a second glance to figure out he had mustard on his gown. Smock. Robe? I think I like “smock”…
Burger King really does put a lot of mustard on their burgers.
But something about this ad bothers me:
Haha, ha-- I don't get it.
The other ‘verts border on – dare I say it – cutesiness, whereas this one actually contains a deceased body in it. And not just any body, but a cheerleader. And not just a cheerleader, but a young lady in a strangely selected position.
It’s simply… tasteless overkill. And not in this (have it your) way:
More than a mouthful is truly a waist... grower...
(The campaign is a foreign one. Wonder if that has anything to do with it…)
Worth 1002 Words… Easter Candy Edition
Exotic Treat
Some alternaughties:
- Chicks, Man
- Marshmellow Out
- Candy Delights
- Sugar Tits
- Happy Easter!
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