It’s been a while since I’ve found a true Happy Find. By that I mean I found a website or blog user that’s new to me and makes me happy.
This makes me happy (which is long overdue you horrible, horrible movie):
For the remainder of The Schwarzenegger Follies, you can click here. You’ll find wondrous classics, such as Conan the Barbarian: The Musical and Predator: The Musical.
And because I’m so kind, here’s another called… Commando: The Musical.
I’ve been meaning to post these for a while. One’s about poop. One’s Japanese. That’s all you should need to know.
Did I mention this one was Japanese?
I’m not even going to preface this video. Well, aside from prefacing with this non-preface.
Charlie LeDuff is one of the coolest reporters we have here in Detroit. Otherwise, Detroit sucks major ball bearings.
The Wonder Bread Years
There are degrees to which I get happy about my Happy Finds.
For websites such as Celebrity School Pics, it makes me more sad than happy to find out they have a section devoted to porn stars… so this non-charting Happy Find would be a Meh Find.
Then there are sites like Bread People that entertain me, but not for long, like a pita roll compared to a baguette, so they merit the most generic of Happy Finds. What else could set the bar other than bread humor?
Memba this?
Pica Pic can be considered an Excited Happy Find because sites like it provide unlimited interactivity… until you get bored with its unlimited interactivity. There’s a reason Nintendo stopped making Game & Watch… and most recently it’s called the 3DS.
The last level of Happy Find is the Ultimate Happy Find. It usually ends up relating to a site full of videos, and tends to be updated somewhat regularly. It likely has misses, but there are enough hits to keep you coming back. One example might be Bad Lip Reading. Check out this sample:
They're creepy and the cooky, but you legally can't say that.
I wonder if I’m the only person that used that title. Doubt it.
That’s because TV writer-producer Bryan Fuller created Pushing Daisies and Dead Like Me, and now he’s set to relaunch The Munsters. He’s turning it into a darker, hour-long series, as opposed to a cheesy sitcom. I’d like to stay the happy medium of his other shows. I feel like I’m writing this like I’m still in middle school. I wonder if that’s subconsciously because The Munsters reboot reminds me of watching reruns of the original when I’d come home from school in the fifth grade. It also reminds me of the time I learned the concept of the subconscious and I was still having trouble with run-on sentences and paragraph structuring.
The Avengers aren’t hitting the big screen until next summer, so here’s the trailer for the small screen version now:
Aside from that, there’s a newer online dating site called HowAboutWe that could be interesting… if I online dated.
But my other big to-do is about the Lytro, a functional light field camera, which means you can take a picture without worrying about focusing – you can change the focus later:
Finally transferring shitty magnetic tape to the digital age. Man, that stuff did not hold up! Not sure about my friends’ comic sensibilities either…
BONUS:
Write this name down:
Grace Helbig.
Why, you might ask? Because this girl is gonna be Helbig. Not big as in huge. Well, not huge as in large. Um, not large as in… well, I’ll just say it – not fat. (But yes to phat.)
Anyyoutube, ever since first catching my attention on G4’s Attack of the Show, I’ve been checking out her vlog: Daily Grace. And I can’t stop watching.
I don’t think she’s for everybody, but her comedic talents are palpable. One of her better vids from last year:
I’ve sort of jumped around her catalog, but once I start, I’m mesmerized. I truly believe her natural skills and natural looks could go over very well on the big screen. And by big screen, I don’t mean fat screen.
Now back to the small screen… Have you heard this?
How cool would that be? I’d probably start watching them again… while in any waiting room… instead of the news.
I am a man of simple tastes.
My three favorite foods are (probably in this order):
I drink Mountain Dew and Miller Lite. I shop at Target. And I thought finding this site was enough of a Happy Find.
I mean, c’mon… googly eye magnets!
Look how shocked this hammer is!
But then I found about this:
Imagine the googly eye magnets you could put on that!
You can see more pictures here, but I bet one thing is for sure…
Your face looks a lot like the hammer right now.
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