This is a weird situation for me.  I consider myself fairly savvy about 80’s pop culture.  I can pull nuggets of recollections (drunken or otherwise) that would put search engines to shame.

For instance, after all these years, how can I still remember the theme song to a show that ran 28 years ago for thirteen episodes:

Equally as strange as knowing the lyrics to Pole Position is knowing (most) of the words to Punky Brewster’s cartoon theme:

But this is where I dropped the ball.  I saw some write-up about 80’s cartoons, and the show Turbo Teen was mentioned.  I DON’T REMEMBER TURBO TEEN.  That is until I saw this:

*hangs head in shame*

SIDENOTE: If you type Turbo Teen in Google, you get no results.

Because it sounds dirty.