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On last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (btw… can’t wait for Conan’s return June 1st!), Scrubs’ Donald Faison stopped by to promote his new film, Next Day Air, but who cares about that! He has an even better idea for a new movie…
Via Star Wars Blog:
It’d be The Chronicles of Lando Calrissian starring Donald Faison. I’d be Lando. And it would be before he lost the Millennium Falcon to Han Soloin that Sabacc game. And we would be cruising across the galaxy in the Falcon gettin’ chicks, drinking ale. And the hair would be phenomenal! I’d have to wear a wig or what we could do is just shave my head for back in the day when Lando used to shave his head. He’d have a whole new crew. It would be before Episode IV. So Episode 3.5 or 3.6.
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BONUS STAR WARS NERDINESS: I thought of this idea a day or so ago for some reason… thank Jedis somebody else already made it, because I’m far too lazy. I only wish it was made to Alien Ant Farm’s version of Smooth Criminal rather than Michael Jackson’s, as the original runs a little long, but hey… M’Beg’gers can’t be Chewies.
As I was finally shovelling the snow in front of my house today, two people commented on it. (SIDENOTE: I probably would not have cleared the walkways if it was not 54° outside somehow,as opposed to, say, -8°.)
The first was a neighborhood kid from across the street that always beats the ever-living shit out of my door and doorbell when he wants to shovel the snow or cut my grass. This is a routine we share because if I do answer, I tell him, “no, I’m gonna do it” (and usually don’t), or I don’t answer at all due to hangover/overall laziness. I had dreams of making perpetual use of his services a few years back. It was a world where I never had to pull out the mower or shovel ever again, but he blew it by not doing that great of a job. (Two caveats: I did pay him $10 before I left, and it was the second snowfall on top of ice, but still…)
Today, he started with, “Need help?”
“No, I’m gonna do it.”
Then he followed with, “Don’t you think it’s a little late to shovel now?”
To which I snapped back, “At least it’s getting done.” If I had faith the temperature would have melted it all, I wouldn’t have put forth the effort, but it is Michigan.
The second encounter I had was with the mail carrier, and it was because of her I was doing this at all.
“A little late, aren’t you?” she started. It has been over a week since the snow fell twice and turned to ice. “You get my letter?” Every year, the mail carrier and I also share a dance – I wait for the snow to melt; the mail carrier gives me form letters telling me to shovel my snow before it melts.
“It always melts after the snowfall. This one just took a little longer to happen.”
She gave me a look as she gave me the mail.
“It’s a weird day. I could be shovelling snow in shorts.”
“I’ll take this weather anytime.”
I wished her a Happy New Year’s and we made peace. At least ’til the next snow fall.
P.S. …I think I’m going to start having deliveries come to my office in the new year.