Who's the angel and who's the devil? I'll let you decide...
I have never seen Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman’s The Bucket List (or would it be director Rob Reiner’s? Whatevs…) Anymarryinghisgrandaughter (yikes Morgan!), the topic sort of came up the other day about what things would be put on a, uuum, things to do before you die list. The following is my start:
I must go (play? participate in?) curling. I’ve been (played? participated in?) duckpin bowling before over in Canada, plus I thoroughly enjoy hockey. Curling is the next logical step, eh?
I want to see a platypus in person. I realized I’ve been on this planet for a decent stretch of time, and I’ve never seen one, even at a zoo. You know, because I just might run into one at the Electronic Music Festival.
I want to host Saturday Night Live. I’m not sure what the steps will be to get to do this. I hope it involves being a successful blogger, because I’ve at least got the blogging part going. I’m a big fan of sitting on my couch.
I want to be on Dancing with the Stars. I’d like to learn how to dance in the classic style. For free. From above-average professionals. And, oh yeah, to get paid to do so. Perhaps this is a step in getting to host Saturday Night Live.
Today must be 80’s day, and for that I’m extremely thankful. The word through the pipelines that is the TripleDoubleU is Steve Guttenberg, Ted Danson, and Tom Selleck are in talks to reunite and finally complete the “Three Men and a…” Trilogy.
According to Guttenberg:
It’s called “Three Men and A Bride.” The script is pretty much written and we are really keen to get that made. We’re very hopeful. (via IMDb)
They’re very hopeful?! I’m fucking-on-the-edge-of-my-seat hopeful. I’m I’ll-go-without-shitting-until-this-thing-is-released hopeful. I’m on pins and needles that have herpes and syphilis and AIDS on them serious. I’ve been literally dying to know what’s been going on in Michael, Jack, and Peter’s life since the last movie. Um, didn’t someone get married to somebody in that one? Wasn’t there some sheep in the road gag that held the wedding up? And where did that ghost from the first one go? Was he friendly or evil, or simply lonely? Will the two non-dads hit on the third pal’s daughter who will no doubt be hot and legal?
I’ve been waiting for a star to fall, and since pretty much all three of the leads’ stars have dropped*, I’m all for this belated sequel. With the bar set low by “Indiana Jones 4,” this flick should be a masterpiece. (And there’s rumors about another “Police Academy.” Aieeeeee!)
*Becker did all right by himself and with some help from Larry David, but sadly and wrongly, Magnum has not fared as well. The Gute did do a stint on “Dancing with the Stars,” but he also runs naked through Central Park.