Worth 1002 Words… This Couldn’t Have Been The Real Poster?* Edition

Boldly Gone

Some alternates:

  • Whale Tale
  • Captain Quirk
  • Vulcan Frisco
  • Set Gay-zers…
  • …To Stunning!

*Yes, it was one of the posters for the fourth Star Trek film.

Worth 1002 Words… What The F Edition

F This

Some alternates:

  • Don’t Like
  • Face Bunk
  • Poke Me

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Worth 1002 Words… April Ludgate Is My Hero Edition

'Nuff Said.

Worth 1002 Words… The Infantata From American Horror Story Edition

What The--?!

Some alternates:

  • Eff That!
  • Hoozie? Wutzee?!
  • Jiminy Crickets!
  • Hibbidy-Wah?!
  • Pooped M’Pants…

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Worth 1002 Words… Santa’s Locked And Loaded Edition

Semi-Automatic Santa

Some alternates:

  • Jingle Bullets
  • Missile Toe
  • Chest Nuts
  • Open Fire

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Hibbidy-Wah?! Looks Like I Made It! (But I Got No Credit…)

I listen to Dave and Chuck the Freak (and Lisa) on 89X every morning here in Detroit.  I’ve listened to them since the days of when it was just Kelly Brown and Dave Hunter, and I remember when they had the contest to name Chuck inevitably The Freak.  I remember when Lisa Way was the traffic wench (but only on days when Kelly was gone), and I rejoiced when she ended up officially joining the show (though she still doesn’t share the headline).

So this morning, when they called out for help to send them a picture of a billboard they were talking about (Podcast 12/1/11 Part Two), I ran to my phone and emailed them a link to my blog.

This was the link.

They rejoiced upon receiving it (Dave wanted to share the image of the gynecologist/weekend DJ with Chuck and Lisa), but I heard no personalized thanks.  I waited for maybe an email (Dave is usually very kind about sending responses), but nothing.  They mentioned they were going to throw the pic on their blog, and so I waited.

Maybe it wasn’t my picture that I took with my camera…

But it was:

*sniff* No DJ (or gyno/DJ) love...

I guess it’s only karma… I use other people’s online pics all the time.

Worth 1002 Words… I Hope This Is A Halloween Costume Edition

She's Showing

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Worth 1,000,000 Words… ALDS Champs Edition

One Down - Two to Go

Worth 1002 Words… That’s Not Very Nice Edition

P. UAW

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Worth 1002 Words… Lions & Tigers &…

Oh my.