Worth 1002 Words
Worth 1002 Words… An Explanation Edition
True Story
Worth 1002 Words… Forty Fords Edition
Ford Fiesta
Some alternates:
- Regarding Harrison
- Flock Heart
- Cowboys (&) Indianas
Worth 1002 Words… Are You Ready For Some Football Edition
Game On
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Worth 1002 Words… Disney Princess Cosplay Edition
Zip-A-Dee-Do Them
Some alternates:
- Daddy Issues
- Stepmother Issues
- Rabbit Issues
- Boy-That-Never-Grew-Up Issues
- Hi Ho’s!
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Worth 1002 Words… I Want To Shrink And Go To There Edition
For Broccolease
Features included:
- Cathedral Skylegumes
- Corncob Piping
- Wine Celery
- Potato Couches
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Worth 1002 Words… Local Billboards Edition
Phone Sexless
Some alternates:
- Fake Number…
- …As Usual
- Dialing Strip
- 1-800-RUNAWAY?
Guy's Gynecologist
Some alternates:
- Oh, Baby!
- Minstrel Cycle
- Beards Unbound!
- Pap Smile
Worth 1002 Words… More Bruce Than Bruce Can Handle Edition
Die Hard-On
Some altercolorofnights:
- Mood Lighting
- Pulp Friction
- Heart’s War
- Twelve Monkeyspanks
- Arms A-Gettin’
- Dupli-Sin City
- Hudson Hawks
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Worth 1002 Words… You’ve Probably Already Seen This So Here It Is Just In Case Edition (Plus Bonus Backup!)
Body-of-Christ Slam!
I know that the above image has been going around and around after the passing of “Macho Man” Randy Savage and the passing of the “rapture”… but I still couldn’t resist. If you’re offended, perhaps this will be more to your liking:
Casual Priest
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Worth 1003 Words… The Pen Is Mightier Than The Lightsaber Edition
Red Marker Five
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