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While The Monkey’s Been Away… AKA monkeyHEARmonkeyDO

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Hey! How could I have not thought about this before now, but in the past year, I’ve been working on another project – The Film School Janitors Review Films!

We have plenty of NSFW podcasts about some of the last years biggest (and some of their not so biggest…) films. Check them out on iTunes, SoundCloud, or Stitcher! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook!

Or watch this video my cousin made a few years back (it won an award or something):

Hey, Did You Realize The 80’s Were, Like, 30 Years Ago?

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So this happened all the time, even though we like to pretend it didn’t.

In Britain!  I meant to say it happened all the time in Britain!

We were way cooler over here in America…

This happened three years after that video. Why is it weird his legs are on top?

This happened three years after that video. Why is it weird his legs are on top?

Recognize Anybody In This Old Commercial?

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Oh, you don’t?  I thought she was… and he was… oh, never mind.

What A Bunch Of Duck-ing Ice Holes!*

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So this happened at the University of Oregon…

For the record, it doesn’t look fun or funny.  But if someone was playing Winter Wonderland on a boombox… (daydreams… considers mixing the Youtube video)… no, still not funny.

 

*The school’s team is the Ducks, in case you were pundering.

 

This Has To Be A Recipe For Disaster

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I would have sworn that Amazon was not new to the TripleDoubleU, but apparently hiding in their warehouses, there isn’t a single pervert to be found.

Scratch that. That’s exactly where they’re to be found.

It’s the head honchos and the hardware and software developers that didn’t think this Mayday Button through:

Haven’t they ever heard (even a whisper) of ChatRoulette? Those poor workers at Kindle support are in for a surprise. But then again, maybe pervs don’t own Kindles. Hopefully that doesn’t turn out to mean:

NOT OWNING KINDLE = PERVERT

Because then I’d need to go buy a Kindle. But if I bought a Kindle now, after having this idea, I’d look like a perv. Maybe I’ll just FaceTime a stranger for their openis– er, opinion!

Scariest Halloween Costume Never!

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I know this is everywhere so why not here!

 

Was This Genius Or Was I That Drunk?

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Last night was the first time I ever watched Fox’s ADHD (Animation Domination High Definition, I think).  This was the opening:

I was blown away.  It was succinct.  It captured the week’s pop culture highlights.  Including a potential SPOILER.

But I was extremely drunk.  My Detroit Tigers had almost completed a post-season no-hitter against the Boston Red Sox, which was also a 1-0 victory.  I honestly had to have had almost (if not exactly) ten Blue Moons.

So is this brilliant?  Click each day for the relating link:

Let me know what you think in the comments.  I’ll be at the bar.

The Feds Finally Got Something Right

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Why the long face? More importantly, why the big heads?!

I’m from Detroit.  Born and raised.  I lived in the city 89.47% of my life (I did the math.)  So it brings me great pleasure to know that my hometown’s former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, has been sentenced to 28 years in federal prison for a myriad of fraud charges, while I escaped one – that I voted for him his first term.

Instead of pooring pouring one out for Kwame, I thought this song might be a better send off:

Former Kwame posts:

#BeenThereDoneThatAlready, Subway!

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Well that didn’t take long.

The so-called-artists of Subway apparently don’t exist in their advertising department.

Take a look at their latest commercial:

Why am I up in #arms, you ask?  Jimmy Fallon (and Justin Timberlake) already took a crack at this last month:

But what should I expect from a place that makes sandwiches?

Happy Find! This Is My New Favorite Thing(s)!

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Good ol’ WordPress won’t let me embed non-traditional videos anymore, so you’ll have to click on the pictures to head to Conan’s show’s page, but to me – they’re worth it!

Who has time to go to the beach? He does!

Who has time to go to the beach? He does!

The Nappiest Place on Earth!

The Nappiest Place on Earth!