Well that didn’t take long.
The so-called-artists of Subway apparently don’t exist in their advertising department.
Take a look at their latest commercial:
Why am I up in #arms, you ask? Jimmy Fallon (and Justin Timberlake) already took a crack at this last month:
But what should I expect from a place that makes sandwiches?
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I freakin hate Subway and their advertising even more. How can they advertise “Eat Fresh” when it looks like they are using 2 day old bread?
It’s only two days old?
At it’s freshest.