I don’t care that this building will be in Singapore, I still want to go to there:
*Jawas not included.
What’s weird is I wouldn’t care about anything Star Wars anymore if The Clone Wars cartoon wasn’t so good… and that’s exactly what will be produced in this state-of-the-art artists’ haven shaped like a Sandcrawler!
Son of a Sith! It’s not fair!
I don’t know if these air on TV, but I’ve only just discovered them.
What they do they have to do with Skittles? I have little idea. But if these rainbow-colored, bite-sized candies made me trip rainbow-colored, bite-sized balls anywhere near the level the makers of these commercials had to be… I’d probably still not eat them. I’m more of a Reese’s or Twix guy – their commercials only make me think of two things getting mixed together or pause.
Thank you, thank you, thank you Parry Gripp! Now I know what makes a turtle a turtle and a tortoise a tortoise!
This is a real Blastoise.
(More real Pokemón here.)
This. Is. Beyond. Words.
What’s next?
Pauly D in a Baskin Robbins ad?
Finis.
This is almost a post I don’t want to do. It’s not that I don’t want to do it… It’s more that I shouldn’t.
And it’s not even that I shouldn’t… It’s just that, well, how about I stop beating around the bush…
This was not cut out by scissoring.
It’s about the company name up above.
I was recently watching someone playing the Pittsburgh Penguins at home, and my trained eye caught an ad in the Mellon Arena for Trib Total Media. Who in their right mind would name their company that? Who wouldn’t stop them and tell them what it’s short for?! I covered this in one of my earliest posts, and I’m still not comfortable explaining it! That’s why my lips are sealed!
So I guess that’s why this was a post I didn’t want to do… because I didn’t want it to rub anyone the wrong way.
Me: "I wanna be in a Modern Family." *stomps foot*
Sofia Vergara has proven herself quite the comedienne on ABC’s Modern Family. This commercial proves she’s also quite the salesperson when it comes to Pepsi:
I didn’t get the joke at first. That’s why I watched it twelve times.
At the mere mention of the phrase flip phone, I get the heebie-jeebies. Remember them?
And at first glance, this high-concept “flip phone” wouldn’t seem ideal:
For some reason this calls to mind those water noodle science toys. What the fuck were those things?*
But when you watch this video, you’ll see the light:
*”Those things” were called water snakes.
"Those things" make me very uncomfortable.
Here’s their video representation (pssst… it’s not as cool):
(via Engadget)
This could have just as easily fallen under a Musical Musing post, but the obscure cross-section of music I’ve heard while in Prague honestly makes me say, Hibbidy-Wah?!
Some of these took a fair amount of research to uncover. Some… I quite readily knew. Hey! Howzabout we have a So, Duh! Pop Quiz Pop Quiz. See if you can guess which artists I knew, and which ones I didn’t. Those answers will be after the jump.
1) Mike + the Mechanics’ All I Need Is a Miracle (amazingly, we heard this more than once)
2) The Climax Blues Band’s I Love You (I was going to look for a better video, then I realized this could not be topped)
3) Air Supply’s Sweet Dreams (I was wrong… the above video could be topped)
4) Genesis’ Man on the Corner (what a creepy song, eh?)
5) Bryan Adams’ Straight From the Heart (this is a video masterpiece… not only does it represent the Czech’s affection for How I Met Your Mother, but also how important apostrophes are)
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How could he keep from kissing her? Aside from lawsuits anyway.
This, my dear friends, is the tale of me embarking upon a slippery slope. I do have my defense at the ready as to why I would remember such a small detail, and I do have proof. It’s been a while since I’ve jumped into the rabbit hole, and I think I’ve missed hanging out in the dirt.
AnyGreendale, I’ve been watching the first season of Community on DVD and I’ve noticed something that’s alarmed me. There are actual jokes missing that made it to air but the digital disc. In a world where uncut DVD’s are the norm, why is this show the exception!
The one I noticed for 100% sure happened in the beginning of the episode Social Psychology. I know this for two reasons (besides this proof I’ve found), which I’ll get to after the proof. This line, listed in AV Club’s review of the ep, is not on the DVD release:
You’re an eight, which is a British 10.
You can see it in action here:
Now how did I remember this independent of my research?
And it’s not the only bit trimmed. This is from a review site’s thread (video proof here):
My only gripe with this release: One episode is cut down from the TV version. Chang’s opening scene (where he puts his face right into Annie’s and calls her “Princess Gringa”) is gone, and so is a couple of really funny lines from John Oliver (who was barely in the show as it is!).
All I Want For Christmas Is… To Know Why!?
(UPDATE: VIDEO FIXED!)
I rubbed my eyes with lemon juice. I squinted with toothpicks under my lids. I snorted some Habanero sauce. Salt was sprinkled onto my optical orbs, and nothing of what I had witnessed made any sense.
At first glance, you might mistake this video for an Insane Clown Posse one, based solely upon its production value, and you’d be right, except for the “clown” and “posse” part. Maybe “clown” is relevant.
This is a commercial for the Norwegian show called Golden Times. The way I wrote that sentence makes it sound like you should recognize it, so since you wouldn’t, I share it’s given name: Gylne Tider. Apropos of nothing, that’s an anagram for
DETER LYING
of which I am with these truths. So sit back, and
GENTLY RIDE
this strange ride on the TripleDoubleU that’s
LEGIT NERDY.
Without any further introduction, enjoy a slew (there has never been a better time to use this word) of random celebrities from the 80’s (and some 90’s) singing The Beatles’ Let It Be. By my guesstimation, I would venture to, um, guess that this was what probably what killed Leslie Nielson, you Norwegian bastards!
(SIDENOTE: As you watch, you’ll find yourself thinking the cast can’t get any weirder, and it always does. Also take note of what role each Actor! is recognized for. It adds even more fun.)
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