Normally, television commercials are skipped by me with the simple press of a button. Especially when they are ads like this shitty local one (I didn’t even want to post it here, so you’ll have to click on those words).
But this commercial…
I don’t know what it is about it…
I can’t seem to skip past it.
And to top it off, I actually talk to my TV while it’s on! So strange…
(SIDENOTE: But not as strange as what’s in the lower right hand-corner of this screen.)
As I sit and watch my Detroit Lions blow their chance to obliterate the Dallas Cowboys (and former Lions quarterback, John Kitna) and walk away with the better record of 3-7 vs. 2-8, I’ve decided to discover and uncover the beauty that is Candice Swanepoel.
It took me a little while to figure who she was after seeing her in a Victoria’s Secret commercial, and I’ve done it! Unlike the Lions (they didn’t do it)…
To erase the loss from my memory, here’s Candice in a cowgirl costume:
The rest is pure bonus:
She may not be a lioness, but she's close...
The Lions will be flying home for another game on Thanksgiving!
Here's to hoping they can clean up their own mess. I, on the other hand, could use Ms. Swanepoel's help.
BONUS! BONUS! VIDEO!
(more costumed Candice’s here)
To start off… I know, I know, the last two posts have been kind of lady-centric (which literally meant something way different back in the Old West… say it slowly), so why stop now on this Memorial Day. In addition to the current state of this blog, my last Musical Musings was about songs sounding the same that may or may not have sounded the same. Don’t hold that one against my credibility. Heck, don’t even believe that I have any credibility. But this time – I think I’m onto something.
Listen to the background music in this Maybelline commercial featuring Adriana Lima (hey guys, at least it’s featuring a Victoria’s Secret model… and a golf ball for some reason):
Now take a listen to Regina Spektor’s On the Radio:
(For the record I was at that Lollapalooza concert performance. I think you can see me in the crowd at the end. I’m the guy in a striped shirt, clapping. My face was a little blurry that day, so I kind of blend in.)
Now I dare you to go back and listen to the Maybelline commercial and see how they ripped her song off. (Maybe I should have put them on this page in the opposite order… oh well, deal with it.)
The song is definitely not the original, and amazingly, it’s coincidentally similar. Kind of like these posters:
Okay, it’s even closer than these two posters… but still.