The Theory: Thinking while drinking makes you smarter.
The Test: Brain Age 2 for the Nintendo DS
Basically, two nights ago, I dug out my DS because I didn’t feel like turning on my TV and PS3 to play a video game to fall asleep. Brain Age 2 was in there and since I didn’t feel like changing that out (I was tired… and a little lazy), I gave it a go. It was a sober night, and I was rated a Brain Age of 54.
Last night, I had a good five drinks in me as I went to bed. I pulled out the ol’ DS one more time and I was rated a Brain Age of 34. That’s a substantial gain, especially when considering my average was previously 53.
The big question that remains: Do I have to stay drunk to stay smarter?
FYI… I added a new page at the top – The Theory Sheet!
4) The Urination Observation. If there is any difference between the sexes “skill sets,” I bet it all boils down to boys having to aim when they pee. This point might be argued by women that deal with any man on a regular basis, and their guy’s toilet habits. Just because a man might not always make it directly into the porcelain basin, it does not mean they cannot piss their name in the snow. Women, as far as I know, lack this ability (maybe in Sanskrit they can). Because of boys needing/wanting/having to develop spacial relations the minute they lose the diaper, if there is a difference in men’s ability to drive, build, play video games, blah… it’s due to the development of wang stream control.