The film American Pie introduced the world to a couple of notable items:

• Stiffler
  

  Guess what four-letter word he's thinking of...

• Shitbreak
  

  Who hasn't been there on a Sunday morning?

• A horrific connection to apple pie (no image necessary)
• And the concept of MILF’s (courtesy of Stiffler’s Mom)

That film came out eons ago, so I’m left to wonder… why does this commercial trouble me so?  (The ending kind of freaks me out.)

Now I know it’s not as horrible as a dick hole in a pie, and maybe I’m being unenlightened by thinking this, but why do things keep breaking in that video?  Is her stomach knocking up over shit?  Is she crazy?  Isn’t that dangerous to have an expectant mother in heels walking around smashed glass?

So many questions…