InASense, Lost… What Disturbs Me More?

I was all prepared to do a whole diatribe about this racist Duncan Hines cupcakes ad, but then I realized that site already did it justice (although not much funny).

Also… I found that this disturbed me more:

After watching, I’m sure a lot of people might be inclined to say:

Of course it’s German!

But then I realized these toys came from America and suddenly, clay-pooping dachshunds don’t seem so bad.

As for Duncan Hines – they still have mud on their face.  (There was probably a better way to say that.)

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InASense, Lost… Struts, By Playmates

A picture is worth one-thousand words (and sometimes 1002).  I’ll let this picture speak for itself:

"A horse is a whore, or course, of course..."

Apparently, Struts (yup, that’s what these My Little Slutty Ponies are called) have been available for awhile now, but I’d only recently stumbled upon them. 

Created by Playmates Toys (a company name that always sent my mind to land of Hugh Hefner), the Struts are meant to evoke another questionable toyline – the infamous Bratz dolls.

What’s next?  Teddy bears in teddies?  (For other teddy bear atrocities, click here.)

NOTE: I made this while at work. Thankfully, no one stopped by my desk.

Vibrating Harry Potter Broomsticks came out few years ago, so what’s next,  Play-Doh dildos?!?

Somebody's head surely rolled at Hasbro for this one (or squeezed out purple junk)

Overheard by someone behind my desk: “Why has Sean passed out?  And what’s with this teddy bear in lingerie?!”