First, the depths to which our society is willing to let, um, society go to will never cease to sadden me. Case in point – an item I found in a vending machine at a local Coney Island restaurant:
Even the Care Bears are See-Thru...
Second, I guess we’ve been in the sewers gutters for a while now. A magnet to mull over:
Alternate slogan: "Gimme a piece of that pie!"
Wh.
At.
The.
Fu.
Ck.
I can find no other words than Hibbidy-Wah?! and even that’s not enough.
I might start crying.
The only possibly insight I’ve found in regard to this atrocity is another ad:
It's still not adding up.
Is it that the little girl on the store display is sad because she has a diaper rash, or her dad’s hands are rough from work, or–
hmmph…
I don’t even want to go down that rabbit hole–
hmmph…
I wish I didn’t use any of those words above, like go down or hole—
grrrrr…
Why does lube have to carry such a negative connotation?!
Aaaaaargh!!!
The smoking baby from Indonesia may not be the first of his kind, but he’s definitely getting David After Dentist level of media attention.
In case you have (somehow) missed it, the video (via Break) is… moved to after the jump due to auto-starting issues.
(SIDENOTE: I would have went with a YouTube video, but you can’t trust any of those to stay. So now I’ll imagine you skipped ahead to the bottom of the page, or clicked on the above link, and I’ll be moving on.)
If you think that’s scary, then you haven’t seen this (via Cooley!):
From "Inappropriate Golden Books: Movies R Fun!"
Hmm, not working, eh? Perchance a toy of Bat Boy might throw you for a loop (via Comics Alliance)?
I wasn't aware he wore cut-off jean shorts.
One more thing and I give up. How about another misappropriation of a teddy bear? This time, it’s in robot form from Fujitsu (via Crunch Gear):
Hrm… That’s all I got.
Smoking baby after the jump! Read More
In the spirit of all things summer-y, I thought I’d whip out this classic gem of a toy (maybe I shouldn’t have said whip out). Despite it pissing your parents off for creating quite a mess, the Oozinator may be the worst thing aimed at kids ever (maybe I shouldn’t have said aimed at kids). Even the acting is highly inappropriate. Things to take note of in this commercial (and quickly forget): the way the gun has to be charged and the reaction shots to getting blasted.
Okay, so maybe the Oozinator’s not the absolute worst in product design:
BONUS GROSSNESS!
There are two words that I cannot hear without instantly being grossed out: cyst and polyp. Add this video to the mix. Believe you me, I’d rather watch 100 clips of girls and guys and single cups and broken bottles and egg chutes (well maybe not), than the entirety of the following footage ever again.
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