This post is inspired by two items:
- This Geek Dad article from Wired about classic toys and their modern equivalents (fear not – it’s geeky)
- This scene from Hot Tub Time Machine
Waxing nostalgic is always a risky endeavor, but sometimes, it’s worth the heartache. Case in point – here’s the one that got away, my great white buffalo… my childhood dream of becoming a director, molded in flimsy plastic and recorded on audio cassettes’ magnetic tape…
Fisher Price’s PXL 2000
It’s quite honestly the only Christmas wish list item that I can recall the pining over, like a forgotten summer crush.
There’s one CD cover I can think of that captures that similar sense of adolescent longing, now long lost.
Like a Polaroid from my mind...
Otherwise there’s this video of Whitney, filmed in Pixelvision, courtesy of the PXL 2000:
Man, I feel bummed out… save me President Taft (for no particular reason)!
There’s a commercial that plays here in Detroit which uses the record scratch sound to express a shock. I can’t recall the product or manufacturer to present an example, but for those of you born in the *gulp* 90’s, the sound occurs at the 0:52 mark in this excellent mash-up:
iTod Meet Coaster Spinner With Weird Arm Thingee?
And I’m being serious here. Why would any modern advertisement resort to such an out-dated cliche? I’m sure the writers thought they were being funny (as I often do and fail miserably), but a record scratch? A RECORD SCRATCH?
Here’s some other things I’ve been JusWondering about:
1) In the song, Only Wanna Be With You, does Hootie cry about the Miami Dolphins, or about “the dolphins” in general (since he’s friends with “the Blowfish,” you see)?
2) Is l33t speak still called that? Because it seems kinda like that term’s jumped the shark?
3) Has the term jumped the shark nuked the fridge?
4) Is it just me, or shouldn’t She’s a Beauty totally be a song by Chicago or at least Peter Cetera, instead of The Tubes? It should have been in Mannequin, too. (Was it in that?)
Kim Cattrall’s stiffest performance
5) Much ballyhoo has been made about Conan O’Brien being a neophyte in L.A., but didn’t he live there when he wrote for The Simpsons? (Boom! Research! He lived there when he wrote for HBO’s Not Necessarily the News… No specifics on his home whilst he was on his Homer bender, but I’m still pretty sure he was at least in Hollywood. Turn that ballyhoo into boo!)
It’s another dial-up day, so pardon the brevity of the post. But do know this – Robot Penguins will always be a Happy Find, no matter my connection speed.
Also Happy Find worthy:
- Flying Robot Penguins
- Light Bulb Changing Claws (okay, well maybe not these)
- Living Walls
- Interactive Cube Thingees That Look Like Cracked-Out Construx Toys
For those uninitiated in all-things-Construx:
Legos were for nerds... Construx was for bigger nerds.
(pic via ThisOldToybecause RetroJunk is a dick)
I have suddenly and not-so-inexplicably become obsessed with something from my youth. No, it’s not the Sesame Street Playset that I accidentally won on eBay (and will be giving to my brother for his upcoming birthday – glad he doesn’t read this blog, even though I always ask him to!)
It’s even better than that:
I completely forgot about them! And in doing research to try to find out more about the robots-in-disfries, I stumbled upon these guys and was further surprised:
Don't remember these... is this when the fam discovered Taco Bell?
McDino Changeables? Isn’t that going a little bit too far?
But how could I ever forget this crew:
They're like the Village People of fast food.
I don’t know what’s been going on lately other than I haven’t been drinking as much (which I wrecktified last night), so I have a hard time falling asleep (which is probably a bad thing on a whole bunch of different levels).
Whatever this nostalgia malady is all about, I hope it ends soon.
…I just bid on some McDino Changeables…