I saw this ad come up on my iPhone when I was looking for… something…
It's a Mexican bread company. They should know bimbo.
And I thought it was bad, until I was told about this ad:
This ad is being accused of a lot of things...
But then this… this… slide happened in Poland…
(SIDENOTE: I really like the version of Bohemian Rhapsody used in the background…)
Wh.
At.
The.
Fu.
Ck.
I can find no other words than Hibbidy-Wah?! and even that’s not enough.
I might start crying.
The only possibly insight I’ve found in regard to this atrocity is another ad:
It's still not adding up.
Is it that the little girl on the store display is sad because she has a diaper rash, or her dad’s hands are rough from work, or–
hmmph…
I don’t even want to go down that rabbit hole–
hmmph…
I wish I didn’t use any of those words above, like go down or hole—
grrrrr…
Why does lube have to carry such a negative connotation?!
Aaaaaargh!!!
Michigan State Lottery has a ad campaign going on entitled, well, here’s the billboard:
That on its own is good and dandy, but the commercials get me JusWondering what I wrote above. Here’s a screen shot (you can watch the ad by clicking here):
Things that make you go hmm...
What this leads me to believe is that:
Am I crazy for noticing/thinking this? Please comment below…
Okay, this one I get:
"I told you already... they don't have Happy Meals here."
And this one is clever (even though the glove is on the – NERD ALERT! – wrong hand):
"Did you want fried face with that?"
This one took a second glance to figure out he had mustard on his gown. Smock. Robe? I think I like “smock”…
Burger King really does put a lot of mustard on their burgers.
But something about this ad bothers me:
Haha, ha-- I don't get it.
The other ‘verts border on – dare I say it – cutesiness, whereas this one actually contains a deceased body in it. And not just any body, but a cheerleader. And not just a cheerleader, but a young lady in a strangely selected position.
It’s simply… tasteless overkill. And not in this (have it your) way:
More than a mouthful is truly a waist... grower...
(The campaign is a foreign one. Wonder if that has anything to do with it…)
I was kind of a fan of The Drew Carey Show and sort of a fan of Craig Ferguson as his boss, but I’ve never been too into The Late Late Show. Perhaps I should reconsider…
Alas, truer sentiments have never been shared, besides this of course:
I pray that's the end of a mullet.
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