Worth 1002 Words

Worth 1002 Words… CarLashes Edition

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Eye Beams

Some alternates:

  • Volkswagen Mascara
  • Halogender Bender
  • Hood Winked
  • Hi Lights
  • Actual Blinkers

(via The Daily What, original here)

Worth 1002 Words… This Is Real Edition

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'Nuff Said

(SIDENOTE: Do not be fooled.  This is not doctored.  This is not taken from off the web.  I took this photograph myself, and did some investigating.  Choka U. Johnson is in fact real, and really did run for State Representative in the 9th District of Michigan.  I don’t think he won, but I have heard he tends to finish last… courtesy of lots and lots of practice, of course.)

Worth 1002 Words… There’s My Chippy Edition

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Great Job!

Some alternates:

  • Clean Shave
  • Infant Ink
  • Sh–ty Chippy
  • Tat Who?

Worth 1003 Words… Katy Perry WTF Edition

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Whipped Into Shape

Oh, and by the way… this is me self-promoting another side project called I Giffed a Girl.  Hey, a sorry from me is more than you’ll ever get from Katy Perry.  Or from Shake Weights.  But not from Reddi Wip.

Worth 1002 Words… A Business Card Worth Having Edition

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Handy Crap

Some alternates (image source):

  • Enterprising Idea
  • Maaco Move
  • Business Car
  • SGotta Hertz

Worth 1002 Words… Well, I Wasted My Time, So Why Not Yours Edition

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Big Oil

Some alternates:

  • Ebony Coast
  • Black Plague
  • Top That!
  • How Crude!

SIDENOTE WORTH LESS THAN 1002 WORDS: Apparently I didn’t have the foresight to double check if anybody else had made this image yet, so I’ve spent a good portion of time (compared to what usually makes it onto this site) to make this.

For what it’s worth (about 1002 words), I think mine looks better.