TripleDoubleU

That’s the name of two Swedish films from the 60’s (Blue and Yellow were their distinctions), and they were controversial for being sexual and frank about being sexual.

This post is going to be kind of like that. As you may or may not have heard, nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson have leaked onto the TripleDoubleU, and I’m going to share them here… embedded of course.

I am curious how many hits this post will get. I will keep you posted in the comments.

Picture 1 – Picture 2

This photo is here because it was the next best thing:

Cool socks.

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Happy Finds… Googly Ey– Eff That! Yachts With Volcanoes!

Posted on September 3, 2011 by sgottahurt

I am a man of simple tastes.

My three favorite foods are (probably in this order):

Pizza
Cheeseburgers
Tacos

I drink Mountain Dew and Miller Lite. I shop at Target. And I thought finding this site was enough of a Happy Find.

I mean, c’mon… googly eye magnets!

Look how shocked this hammer is!

But then I found about this:

Imagine the googly eye magnets you could put on that!

You can see more pictures here, but I bet one thing is for sure…

Your face looks a lot like the hammer right now.

JusWondering… Why Did Rappers Pick Those Names?

Posted on August 29, 2011 by sgottahurt

What do these two items have in common?

They are the very items that Tracy Marrow and O’Shea Jackson chose to name themselves after.

"We like our beverages very cold!"

Everyone knows what Ice-T and Ice Cube were like back-in-the-day, and what they are like now-in-the-day.

Ice-T is James Bonding; Ice Cube is family bonding.

I just think it’s strange that in the earliest stages of their careers, they chose to name themselves after the above items.

Or in Ice-T's case, maybe this guy.

I was thinking if they wanted to there are plenty of other ice names they could have went with:

Ice Corpse
Ice Knife
Ice Bullet
Ice Rink

Okay, maybe they are all that great, but what would you think of this music group:

vanilla ice strawberry shortcake tay zonday

Neo-POP-litan!

Worth 1002 Words… Ummmm Edition

Posted on August 23, 2011 by sgottahurt

Crayola Cryin'

Some alternates:

Is That?
No Way!
Could Be?
Please No!

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Hibbidy-Wah?! Sibling Torture And You!

Posted on August 21, 2011 by sgottahurt

One is quick enough and to the point, while the other is a meatball sandwich-sized train wreck. Watch them entirely for the full-effect of Hibbidy-Wah?!

So which shall I begin with…?

You lose:

Palette cleanser:

Further torture:

The Sh– To Getting Sh–ty? Keith Stone And His Smoothness Limits

Posted on August 17, 2011 by sgottahurt

Upon the first time seeing this Keystone Light beer commercial, I knew the ad campaign had found a hero to compare with Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He was sort of the anti-thesis; the everyman that any man could be… if he drank Keystone Light.

What followed, upped his “always smooth” quotient into undeniable levels:

(In this next one, his smoothness is legit as The Shit… at least as much as a roller rink provides room to be.)

But although this latest commercial originally made me laugh, it’s been bothering me more and more upon each repeated viewing:

I don’t mind Brian, or the fact he wears no arm protection. I even like the continued use of the cougar-growl since the rollerskating commercial. Because that’s all smooth. But the magical fire? It’s a shortcut and a means to an end, but it could be a dangerous sign of things to come.

The Most Interesting Man in the World works because it’s absurdly clever; The Man Your Man Could Smell Like works because it’s cleverly absurd. Always Smooth Keith Stone exists somewhere in the middle, shy of too absurd.

Here’s an appearance in a Funny or Die video that doesn’t help the situation (mostly because it’s more Die than Funny):

JusWondering… Does This Revenge Flick Take Place In Ohio?

Posted on August 16, 2011 by sgottahurt

Tough and beautiful (always lead with tough) Zoe Saldana has a new movie coming out, in which she will neither be a blue cat person, nor Ashton Kutcher’s love interest, of which I see no difference.

It’s called:

They forgot to say "Vengeance is Tough." Always lead with "tough."

From the previews, it appears to be a high-octane, face-busting, car-blowing-up, Zoe-in-underwear-at-one-point good time. And I think it takes place in Ohio.

Columbiana, Ohio, as a matter of fact. Here’s their website. Here’s their Twitter account.

Here’s their antique store:

Come see new old things!

Here’s their movie theater:

Come here to see the movie if we get it!

Here’s (one of) their church(es):

Come and pray this film will play at our theater!

It seems like a nice quaint place… that looks nothing at all like it does on film:

But then again, George Clooney’s movie looked nothing like Rhode Island:

Syriana's in Rhode Island, right?

(Sort Of) Happy Find… White People Problems (Plus My New Idea)

Posted on August 6, 2011 by sgottahurt

The site White People Problems is hit or miss, but when it’s good, it’s okay. Basically, it doesn’t make you laugh or smile, but it will make you think this sound:

Heh.

That’s what makes it a (Sort Of) Happy Find. Oh, you want examples? Here’s some hehxamples:

So these got me thinking… not about other ethnic group’s problems, or Western culture collectively, but about retirees. I only say this because my retired mother recently complained about how she was upset about one event because she couldn’t plan out her vacations. Yes, there’s an S on the end of that.

So allow me to introduce my latest brainchild, ImSoRetired. Here are some examples: