I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite as simple yet so funny as this:
*speechless*
It comes from the site, ManBabies (just keep hitting “Random” – it’s a riot), and I discovered that site courtesy of Heartless Doll. It’s genius and so stupid… I love it.
This is NSFW, but funny nonetheless.
Last Friday, here in Detroit, Fall Out Boy broke the world record for most radio interviews by a pair in 24 hrs. Their 58th call to 89X was the one that pushed them over.
So that got me thinking… how many other stupid records are out there? Over the Halloween weekend, I visited my sister, Becky, in Chicago. On the ride there, my cousin, Steve, and I got into a discussion about “Seinfeld,” which inevitably lead to bringing up baked bean teeth.
All those chairs... and rope lights! Yum!
Comme des hors d oeuvres
Steve said he once knew of a man who had bean teeth, and he and his friends swore the man could eat a plane. I didn’t get it, but he said some guy was in Guinness for eating an airplane, and he had bean teeth. He said it took four months (in actuality, it took two years), but I was super-impressed because I pictured a 747 (in actuality, it was a Cessna 150).
Anywingsandall, my thirst to find more dumb things people will do to set a record intensified. I planned to scour the web for hours or days (hey, maybe I could set that record), but then I found video of this.
And that should do it for me. This is why the only things people should try to break are accompanied by crashing sounds.
(If you want to, you can check more stuff out here.)
Almost 12,000,000 people have seen this. Up until this past weekend, I had not. If I can spread this onto at least one more of you, I will feel that I’ve done my good deed for the year. Now I can drink my beer, watch my porn, and insult my friends and family without any further feelings of ill will…
All right, I never feel ill will, but it does bother me that I don’t.
No, it doesn’t.
Where the Hell is… Matt? and where the hell is my pizza! I ordered it an hour ago!
This came out earlier this year. I must have been lost among the fugu fish when I missed it.
See the original here.
I must have been living under a rock (that rock being my huge non-camera having cell phone), because I only just discovered ChaCha (actually my bro did, and he passed the word onto me).
If you don’t know what ChaCha is, I’m not going to tell you. You’ll have to send a text message to 242242, and ask “What is ChaCha?”
Basically, it’s like OnStar via text messaging, and it’s quite frankly awesome, considering how much Google text sucks. (Sure, it may not reach the levels attained by Internet phones, but it’s saving me an extra $30 a month).
Some examples of ChaCha interactions:
Q: Which came first – Facebook or MySpace?
A: MySpace launched in August of 2003 and Facebook was founded on February 4, 2004. MySpace was first… based off of Friendster.
Q: How does ChaCha make money as a company?
A: Through strategic partnerships and advertising campaigns such as the Obama ad.
Q: How much is Tiny Toons Season 1 DVD at deepdiscount.com?
A: It is $30.89 with free shipping.
Q: What is your favorite article on monkeyblogmonkeydo.com?
A: My favorite article is “It’s So Cold in 14J-4.”
I think they might have a new favorite now. And golly gee, so do I.
This is an oldie but a goodie. If you’ve never heard of it, consider your ears filled. Click hear to here, or I mean here to hear. Whatevs…
Now On My Blog
From Angry Alien.
I’ve been a fan of Beth and Val for awhile now, and normally, they answer tough, strange, and timeless questions (such as “What’s in Amy Winehouse’s beehive?“) They are comparable to Rick and Tracie of “Pot Psychology” except for the fact that they aren’t under any influences… I think.
This is their foray into sketch comedy. Enjoy.
If you haven’t seen this one, check out the girl with the blue hair… she has some incredible moves! The video is called TechnoViking, which I believe may be the band playing or something… I’m not quite sure…
Here’s another version – Jacksonfied.
I found these gems courtesy of Filmdrunk. If only all music could be as honest…
(There’s also one for A-ha as well.)
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