Worth 1002 Words… How I Feel Today Edition

Wasted Youth

Wasted Youth

Worth 1002 Words… Effing Gross Edition

Dinty Less

Dinty Less

Some alternates:

  • Canned Laughter
  • Chef Boy-are-deez-teeth?
  • The Stuff

(Thanks Dave… no not really)

Worth 1002 Words… Chinese Art Edition

Rising Son
Wang Chung

(Photo: Kin Cheung/Associated Press via Doobybrain

Some alterntates:

  • Rising Son
  • Lookin’ Up!
  • Bolly Wood
  • Hung Kong
  • Dynasty Scene
  • Mumbai Bum-bye

And FYI – The piece is called Nude No. 2… draw (or sculpt?) your own conclusions.

Worth 1002 Words… Photoshop Edition

Swine Flew

Swine Flew

Worth 1002 Words… With Alternates

Darth Vader?

Ape Shit

 Other captions:

  • Blog Evil
  • Donkey Vader
  • Brass Monkeys
  • Monkeyin’ Around (still in scrapbooking mode, I guess)
  • Anakin Around
  • Chimp’n Sith

Worth 1002 Words… Now With Alternates

Fort Closure?

Fort Closure?

 Or how about:

  • Out Castle?
  • Detroit Kingdom?
  • Wood Visit?
  • Who’s Board?
  • Moater City?

Worth (More Than) 1002 Words… Pixar Vs. Dreamworks In A Doodled Nut Shell

Um, I have not much more to add to this.  The pictures say it all.  If a photo is worth a thousand words, these doodles have to be at least worth, what… 1672 words?  But no matter what, they sum up my feelings about Pixar and Subpar Dreamworks perfectly.  (Hey, there’s no mention of Finding Nemo?  Oh well.  And I will admit that I did enjoy Over the Hedge, though it bears minimal resemblance to the cartoon strip is was based on.)

pixar-cartoondreamworks-cartoon

(via Filmdrunk and Twitterer Cerebus19)

Worth 1002 Words (Holiday Edition)

Scary Christmas

Scary Christmas