Worth 1002 Words… CarLashes Edition

Eye Beams

Some alternates:

  • Volkswagen Mascara
  • Halogender Bender
  • Hood Winked
  • Hi Lights
  • Actual Blinkers

(via The Daily What, original here)

Worth 1002 Words… Inappropriateness Edition x 2!

Happy Ending*

*not included

Major Boo-Boo

Worth 1002 Words… Greatest Idea Ever Edition

Installation Pieces

(via The Brothers  Brick)

Worth 1002 Words… There’s My Chippy Edition

Great Job!

Some alternates:

  • Clean Shave
  • Infant Ink
  • Sh–ty Chippy
  • Tat Who?

Worth 1003 Words… Katy Perry WTF Edition

Whipped Into Shape

Oh, and by the way… this is me self-promoting another side project called I Giffed a Girl.  Hey, a sorry from me is more than you’ll ever get from Katy Perry.  Or from Shake Weights.  But not from Reddi Wip.

Worth 1002 Words… A Business Card Worth Having Edition

Handy Crap

Some alternates (image source):

  • Enterprising Idea
  • Maaco Move
  • Business Car
  • SGotta Hertz

Worth 1002 Words… Well, I Wasted My Time, So Why Not Yours Edition

Big Oil

Some alternates:

  • Ebony Coast
  • Black Plague
  • Top That!
  • How Crude!

SIDENOTE WORTH LESS THAN 1002 WORDS: Apparently I didn’t have the foresight to double check if anybody else had made this image yet, so I’ve spent a good portion of time (compared to what usually makes it onto this site) to make this.

For what it’s worth (about 1002 words), I think mine looks better.

Worth 1002 Words… Captain Planet Is A Dick Edition

Flippered Off

(via The Daily What via Reddit)

Worth 1002 Words… Inappropriate Old Comic Book Cover Edition

Sport'n Wood

Some alterknots:

  • Clint Wood
  • John Wood
  • Wood Wood

Worth 1002 Words… Wolverines Playing Poker Edition

3-Claw Poker

Some alternates:

  • Alpha Flush
  • Logan’s Rum
  • Ante Antium
  • Weapon Salsa

(via Robot6)