Worth 1002 Words
Worth 1002 Words… Thank You For Being A Jedi Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Terrible Vanity Plate Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Star Wars Tirade Edition
(SIDENOTE: It makes a lot of sense to give the proper name to the character formerly known as Klaatu, because Kenner did the same with many other toys, like Ponda Baba (Walrus Man), Momaw Nadon (Hammerhead), or Saelt-Marae (Yak Face). You know, because he’s a Klaatu and his name his Wooof…
…wait, what’s that?
His people are actually called Kadas’sa’Nikto, so his name could be (and once was) Klaatu, but they’ve finally opted to go with Wooof because, well, just because of this quote via Wookieepedia:
The Green Nikto seen in Jabba’s palace was called Klaatu, though Wooof was one of the production names used for this character. ―Leland Chee (whoever he is)
So there’s no reason for the ridiculous change. And that’s it for my nerdy tirade. As the famous line from The Day the Earth Stood Still goes:
Klaatu barada nikto…
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Worth 1002 Words… Double-Barrel GIF Guns Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Sign O’ The Times Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Ridiculous Edition
Worth 1002 Words… Gross Misspelling Edition
Other items on the menu:
- Dolphin Unsafe
- Killer Deals
- Whale Sale
- Orca, Uma
(Oops… Frey Wille in Santa Monica is actually a chain of jewelry stores… not a restaurant. Let’s pretend it’s a restaurant because it’s easier. And let’s not forget the main point – it’s a stupid name anyway.)
Worth 1002 Words… Giant Goldfish Edition
Some alternates:
- Meet Wanda
- Big Fish
- Not Norman
- Reel Big Fish (a 3-word cheat, I apologize)
- Contact Cash4Goldfish.com
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Worth 1002 Words… I Want This On A T-Shirt Edition
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