Worth 1002 Words… We’ll See How Long This Lasts Edition

Just Desserts

Some alternates:

  • Dog Gone-It
  • Kitty Litter
  • Pussy Galore
  • Cat Happens

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Worth 1002 Words… Thank You For Being A Jedi Edition

Olaf-Wan Kenobi

Some alternates:

  • Jedi Pie
  • Dag GoldenBah
  • Anakin Slowwalker
  • Heavy Sabers

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Worth 1002 Words… Terrible Vanity Plate Edition

Holy Shittle

Worth 1002 Words… Star Wars Tirade Edition

Klaatu, Brutus?

(SIDENOTE: It makes a lot of sense to give the proper name to the character formerly known as Klaatu, because Kenner did the same with many other toys, like Ponda Baba (Walrus Man), Momaw Nadon (Hammerhead), or Saelt-Marae (Yak Face).  You know, because he’s a Klaatu and his name his Wooof

…wait, what’s that?

His people are actually called Kadas’sa’Nikto, so his name could be (and once was) Klaatu, but they’ve finally opted to go with Wooof because, well, just because of this quote via Wookieepedia:

The Green Nikto seen in Jabba’s palace was called Klaatu, though Wooof was one of the production names used for this character. Leland Chee (whoever he is)

So there’s no reason for the ridiculous change.  And that’s it for my nerdy tirade.  As the famous line from The Day the Earth Stood Still goes:

Klaatu barada nikto…

…end SIDENOTE)

Worth 1002 Words… Double-Barrel GIF Guns Edition

Purrfect Shots

Child's Play

(both via Filmdrunk)

Worth 1002 Words… Sign O’ The Times Edition

Back Door?

Some alternates:

  • Enter Here
  • B.J. Leave
  • Bye Sexual

(via Pleated-Jeans)

Worth 1002 Words… Ridiculous Edition

 

Fu Boychu

Some alternates:

  • Handlebar Must-Not
  • Pre Goateen
  • Hairy Graffiti
  • Dumball Machine
  • Dana Carvey

 

Worth 1002 Words… Gross Misspelling Edition

Chef Shamu

Other items on the menu:

  • Dolphin Unsafe
  • Killer Deals
  • Whale Sale
  • Orca, Uma

(Oops… Frey Wille in Santa Monica is actually a chain of jewelry stores… not a restaurant.  Let’s pretend it’s a restaurant because it’s easier.  And let’s not forget the main point – it’s a stupid name anyway.)

Worth 1002 Words… Giant Goldfish Edition

Holy Carp

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Worth 1002 Words… I Want This On A T-Shirt Edition

Coach Fail

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