Worth 1002 Words… This Sums U.S. Up Edition

Fuck yeah!

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Worth 1002 Words… Adorable Vs. Frightening Edition

Adorable

Meta PETA

Frightening

Sesame Scream

(adorable via / frightening via)

Worth 1002 Words… Birthday Cake Pillow Edition

Sweet Dreams

Some alternates:

  • Layer Down
  • Tirami-so Tired
  • Bed Crumbcake
  • Birthdays Suck
  • (The) Morgue (the) Merrier

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Worth 1002 Words… True Dat Edition

About Deface

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Worth 1003 Words… Snowy AT-AT Edition

Star Wars Leashed

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Worth 1002 Words… Robocop Video Edition

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KID ROBBED

(SIDENOTE: Seriously, how could Peter Weller miss Kid Rock in his list of famous Detroiters?  He’s one of its staunchest supporters!  For shame, Robocop, for shame…)

Worth 1002 Words… Rubik’s Brain Edition

Head Games

Some alternates:

  • Peeling Lobes
  • Twisted Mind
  • Splitting Headache

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Worth 1002 Words… Baby Splat Edition

 

Try Forgetting

 

Some altern–

–who am I kidding?!  Look at that thing! Aah!

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Worth 1002 Words… Holy Keanu Edition

Neo Con

 Some alternates:

  • Wyne Stallyns
  • Pinot Break
  • The Replacement
  • Devil’s Advocate

BONUS PROOF!

Worth 1002 Words… Poor Choice Of Words Edition

Foot Job

Some alternutsnates:

  • Tongue Lashing
  • Sick Leave
  • Autoerotic Asphaltiation
  • Mastur Booting
  • Shoe Horny

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