Worth 1002 Words… My Next Haircut Edition

Hakuna Mawutdafuka

Some alternates:

  • The Lorass
  • Lion Ring
  • Mane Event
  • Receding Hairlion

(I must stop there because everything will be “lion” puns… And I’m not lion!)

Worth 1002 Words… This Couldn’t Have Been The Real Poster?* Edition

Boldly Gone

Some alternates:

  • Whale Tale
  • Captain Quirk
  • Vulcan Frisco
  • Set Gay-zers…
  • …To Stunning!

*Yes, it was one of the posters for the fourth Star Trek film.

Worth 1002 Words… What The F Edition

F This

Some alternates:

  • Don’t Like
  • Face Bunk
  • Poke Me

(via)

Worth 1002 Words… April Ludgate Is My Hero Edition

'Nuff Said.

Worth 1002 Words… The Infantata From American Horror Story Edition

What The--?!

Some alternates:

  • Eff That!
  • Hoozie? Wutzee?!
  • Jiminy Crickets!
  • Hibbidy-Wah?!
  • Pooped M’Pants…

(via)

Worth 1002 Words… Santa’s Locked And Loaded Edition

Semi-Automatic Santa

Some alternates:

  • Jingle Bullets
  • Missile Toe
  • Chest Nuts
  • Open Fire

(via)

Worth 1002 Words… I Hope This Is A Halloween Costume Edition

She's Showing

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Worth 1,000,000 Words… ALDS Champs Edition

One Down - Two to Go

Worth 1002 Words… That’s Not Very Nice Edition

P. UAW

(via, with actual headline)

Worth 1002 Words… Lions & Tigers &…

Oh my.