It’s been awhile since there’s been a good new Tumblr account. The latest Happy Find is
Some samples:
"There is another Jedeye..."
Eye don't know what Brad Pitt ever saw in Angelina Joleye.
"No, I'm not pregnant with Jedeyes," said Nataleye Portman.
Eye’m done. Eye promise…
Eye Spy
Sorry, but mentioning this Happy Find sort of feels like nepotism… like something that belongs on STFU, Parents… or like one of those situations where parents make their kids put on performances.
A reenactment:
Parent – “Show them what you can do, honey?”
Child – “I don’t wanna.”
Parent – “But everyone’s waiting…”
Parent’s Friend that’s either drunk, brutally honest, or both (usually me) – “I’m not.”
Allow me to present to you my side project:
If you don’t know Mike Rowe by appearance, you most likely know his voice. Not only is he the voice of most Discovery Channel shows, he’s also the guy telling you to try a Ford.
Anywhoring, I’m having fun making the photos, and I wanted to share them with you.
Okay, I hate to have to subject y’all to another Happy Find so fast, but this is truly a sooper-dooper-mega-wega-Happy-Wappy-Find, um, -Mind…
That having been said, allow me to introduce to a collection of the most annoying ‘rents in the world on… drum roll please… you can’t?… okay, never mind…
(For those of you uninitiated, and most likely it’s the parents that end up on the site, STFU = Shut The Fuck Up, thus adding it to my list of fucking Happy Finds.)
Required sample:
A Gold Star Winner per the site, and I agree
With that, I bid you adieu!
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