On last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (btw… can’t wait for Conan’s return June 1st!), Scrubs’ Donald Faison stopped by to promote his new film, Next Day Air, but who cares about that! He has an even better idea for a new movie…
Via Star Wars Blog:
It’d be The Chronicles of Lando Calrissian starring Donald Faison. I’d be Lando. And it would be before he lost the Millennium Falcon to Han Soloin that Sabacc game. And we would be cruising across the galaxy in the Falcon gettin’ chicks, drinking ale. And the hair would be phenomenal! I’d have to wear a wig or what we could do is just shave my head for back in the day when Lando used to shave his head. He’d have a whole new crew. It would be before Episode IV. So Episode 3.5 or 3.6.
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BONUS STAR WARS NERDINESS: I thought of this idea a day or so ago for some reason… thank Jedis somebody else already made it, because I’m far too lazy. I only wish it was made to Alien Ant Farm’s version of Smooth Criminal rather than Michael Jackson’s, as the original runs a little long, but hey… M’Beg’gers can’t be Chewies.
Last night was one of those “I can’t wait to get to bed” nights. I was out past 3am, which according to daylight savings time was really 4am. The dreams I had in store for me all had to do with chasing, and well… they were good, bad, and ugly.
THE GOOD CHASE (CAREER)
Google him sometime. Tons of funny pics.
Somehow I managed to get backstage at the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. There I met his four writers. That was all he had. That was all he could trust. After the show, he came back to meet me. One of the writer’s had suggested that he’d take me on board as a writer, based on this very blog you’re reading (there’s no humility in dreams, I guess). He said he’d take a chance on me, but first I’d have to pass a test. What happened next primarily included the four writers, Conan, and myself playing all kinds of picnic games in the park. I passed (whatever the test was… maybe to have fun?) and was acknowledged as a staff writer. I was nervous at first about creating new ideas, but once I started mixing it up by ad-libbing with the others, I knew I had found home.
THE BAD CHASE (GOSSIP STORY)
Google Paramore. Not as many funny pics as Conan.
I don’t know if it was while I was working on the show or not, but there was a rumor going around that a musician did something bad. No one would say what the musician did, or who it was. After much deliberation (was I a gossip site reporter?), I found out it was Hayley Williams, lead singer of the rock band Paramore. I never found out what she did, though.
THE UGLY CHASE (DON’T LET HIM GET ME!)
Can I stop dreaming about this please?
BONUS: DOUCHEBAG CHACE
I don't know for sure if Chace Crawford is a DB, but... yeah, he probably is.