In My Brain While Sleeping… Mitt’s Lit Promise
New Slogan: "Mitt Romney in a knit mitt hat, for you... for us."
I can’t wait for all this to be over. There is no reason that I should have any dreams about politics, let alone Mitt Romney.
In this dream, he was not wearing the above hat, which is a pity. But he did go into a rant about the auto industry here in Detroit.
So far, so goof.
The biggest part I remember is his big promise, and big blunder.
He promised to get James Patterson to stop writing so many books…
Just a "pattering" of his works.
…so Stephen King would write more.
King of the Fountain... Pen
You see, in my brain…
He confused Michigan with Maine.
(SIDENOTE: Patterson is not from Maine… he’s from New York. But that’s close.)
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